Oliver to Felicity: “If you ever need to tell someone about your day, you can tell me.” :)
(This is REALLY HAPPENING!!!)
Sheldon doesn’t like touching people.
Leonard:Sheldon, do you realize you're coming on to my girlfriend?
Sheldon:Apologies, Leonard, I underestimated your perspicacity. You weren't scheduled to notice for another 5 days, 21 hours, and 36 minutes.